In Search of the Happiness Max
thesoftghetto:

They will NOT leave until justice is served.

thesoftghetto:

They will NOT leave until justice is served.

iguanamouth:

out of it

iguanamouth:

out of it

ami-angelwings:

eschergirls:

Hi peoples :)

Just a short note to let people know that on Monday (today/tomorrow depending on where you live), I’m going to be doing an interview about Escher Girls with feminist/women’s radio program ”Yeah, What She Said” on 90.9FM in Calgary.  (I’m both super excited and super nervous >_>) 

http://cjsw.com/program/ywss

This is their website.  I believe you can listen live on there, as well as download previous episodes.

The show is at 8pm Mountain Time (10pm Eastern)

So… um… yeah.  Just in case people want to listen or something.

*runs off screaming in nervousness*

Yus.  I will be Radio Ami tomorrow/today. D:  SO NERVOUS.

This is very awesome.

"BE STILL AND LET ME LOVE YOU!" 

I love cat love!

Tough love.

Mostly given to people who’ve never had soft love.

Everything is a lie

Things aren’t going to be OK.

People won’t look after you.

People don’t really believe you are incapacitated by illness.

They don’t really believe your mental illness is legitimate.

They don’t respect you to make good judgements.

They will not fulfil promises to help out.

There is no one who would put you first (and why should you expect that?).

People who tell you that if you just do X, everything will work out OK are wrong. Their lives are already so much better than yours that they can believe this lie in comfort.

You’re on your own, and you’re sick and you’re depressed and you’re in debt and no one believes in you.

Things aren’t going to be OK.

(Note: I apologise for the use of the second person in this. I don’t genuinely know about anyone else but me, but I’m not comfortable talking about myself and how bad things are so openly. I’m all alone tonight, and I just received a punch to the gut for doing what people assured me would be OK and would make things better. It was a lie. I’m sorry. This isn’t about you. I don’t know how things are for you. But the people who tell me depression is lying to me and I’m being paranoid… well, no, those people are wrong. There are no fairy godmothers for me.

Don’t worry, I’m not going to do anything stupid. I’m just alone and have no one to talk to and I needed to say this.)

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

Oh! Poor puss cat!

fbi-angel-in-a-trenchcoat:

turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt




Personally I’m not over the “Sarlacc Pitt” part. I am never watching Return of The Jedi the same way again!!

Yeah, I’m SO using the ‘Sarlaac Pitt’ bit as a metaphor for lady bits in all my future porn.Bwahahahahaha!

fbi-angel-in-a-trenchcoat:

turbochargedhysterics:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

image

Personally I’m not over the “Sarlacc Pitt” part. I am never watching Return of The Jedi the same way again!!

Yeah, I’m SO using the ‘Sarlaac Pitt’ bit as a metaphor for lady bits in all my future porn.

Bwahahahahaha!

rainbowpuppy:

Everything except you, Anakin.

Least convincing romantic couple in history.

See also: the even bigger age-gaps you see when the girl is younger and the guy is superhuman.

Aside: but she and Daenerys should get together and fund a fahion label for their seamtresses, amirite?

Thank you for the reinterpretation, gif-maker. <3