In Search of the Happiness Max

'The Doctor is gonna bust everything in yo ass', by Chlamydiamagic.

Possibly the best thing you will ever see.

The Doctor, fighting dirty across time and space.

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




'duck'
'release the penguins'
'remove cattle from stage'
'untie slip knot'
I love this. I love everything about this.
However, it seems the link above is to the playing of a video game tune (‘U. N. Owen Was Her?’) wrongly attributed as a realisation of the above sheet music. Click here to see the guy in the gif above playing it very impressively. That tune is very impressive, however, if you watch/listen to this (skip to 3.50), which is thought to be the closest to a successful performance, you can see that the tunes are completely different. The full title of the music in the sheet above is ‘Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz (from “A Tribute to Zdenko G. Fibich”)’.
Both pieces of music are amazing in their own ways, but they are very different.

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

'duck'

'release the penguins'

'remove cattle from stage'

'untie slip knot'

I love this. I love everything about this.

However, it seems the link above is to the playing of a video game tune (‘U. N. Owen Was Her?’) wrongly attributed as a realisation of the above sheet music. Click here to see the guy in the gif above playing it very impressively. That tune is very impressive, however, if you watch/listen to this (skip to 3.50), which is thought to be the closest to a successful performance, you can see that the tunes are completely different. The full title of the music in the sheet above is ‘Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz (from “A Tribute to Zdenko G. Fibich”)’.

Both pieces of music are amazing in their own ways, but they are very different.

callmekellie:

sonyaareneaa:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

This is the most upbringing of Satan i have ever seen and love it so much

wait…. Bill as in the Devil from Fallen Books???? 😄😄😄

I feel the need for a crossover between this post and Satan and Me. Girl will be hitting puberty, soon. Get her some satanic sanitary pads.

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

prowlish:

the-goddamazon:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

Lmfaooooo assholes

birds really are such assholes

Poor doge! Such shock! So confuse! Wow.

kissedbysnowfire:

hanbei-l-of-ransei:

huffingtonpost:

See all of the functionality of this amazing home unit here.

(Developed by MIT Media Lab)

That man is telekinetic

This shit would such so much if you were drunk tho

There are two types of tumblr users…

jessicameats:

running-right-off-the-track:

'Look Batman - a dog!'

'Quick Robin, pet it!'

was this show even real

What the hell are these from because I need to see it?

I believe this is the Holy Musical B@man!

Holy shit - it’s ALL ON YOUTUBE. And put there by the production themselves. I think I know what I’M doing this eve!

uterusfactory:

This is my look

Oh my goodness - I think this is the best thing I have ever seen.

uterusfactory:

This is my look

Oh my goodness - I think this is the best thing I have ever seen.

allthingsunconsidered:

Elizabeth, of House Windsor, the Second of Her Name.


Win.

allthingsunconsidered:

Elizabeth, of House Windsor, the Second of Her Name.

Win.

abandonedography:

One of the most interesting and distinctive landmarks of mid-Cornwall, this is the granite outcrop of Roche Rock and the ruins of the chapel perched at the top.
Roche Rock by snowyturner

Roche Rock - wooooooo!
I have been here twice. Once when I was a small child - small enough that the memory of it became mixed with a dream I had about it the following night. In my ‘memory’ we had a picnic on a rock beneath it, then went to climb the tower inside, and were chased by witches!
You can see why I was suspicious of this memory, and by the time I was a teenager had a assumed it was a dream. BUT THEN WE WENT BACK THERE ON A FAMILY HOLIDAY. There were no witches, but you can climb all over this fucker, and there are metal ladders inside the tower to allow you to do this.
It’s a pretty awesome place. It was a hermitage and is in the middle of this vast empty space of flat ground, on an outcropping of rock. Except for the road, it’s ferns and sky in flat, flat land all around, and Roche Rock in the middle of it. Both my father and I drew Roche Rock on the second visit. Alas, I have neither of the drawings to hand, although my dad, who is nifty with watercolours, later painted it, too.
I can see why living alone in such a striking and beautiful place, contemplating the world, and what must be a stunning view of the stars at night, could be a fulfilling life for a hermit.
Also, its name is a tautology: Rock Rock*. So that’s pretty cool, too.
There are a lot of awesome photos/drawings/paintings of Roche Rock on Google image search. You can see the inside, including the metal ladders (which were a lot longer in my childhood dream-memory). Here’s a nice artistic B&W photo of it surrounded by its sea of ferns. A rock you might sit on for a picnic.
Seriously, guys, I would love to go back to this place and thorough recommend it to other people. And it’s not like Stone Henge - you can climb all over that shit - they even made you ladders. It’s just the most spectacular, yet also kind of humble, place.
*It both is and isn’t as silly as it sounds. The nearby town is ‘Roche’, so it’s the striking rocky outcrop of Roche… but one suspects that the town is also named after the nearby striking rocky outcropping, so the town and the rock have come to name each other.

abandonedography:

One of the most interesting and distinctive landmarks of mid-Cornwall, this is the granite outcrop of Roche Rock and the ruins of the chapel perched at the top.

Roche Rock by snowyturner

Roche Rock - wooooooo!

I have been here twice. Once when I was a small child - small enough that the memory of it became mixed with a dream I had about it the following night. In my ‘memory’ we had a picnic on a rock beneath it, then went to climb the tower inside, and were chased by witches!

You can see why I was suspicious of this memory, and by the time I was a teenager had a assumed it was a dream. BUT THEN WE WENT BACK THERE ON A FAMILY HOLIDAY. There were no witches, but you can climb all over this fucker, and there are metal ladders inside the tower to allow you to do this.

It’s a pretty awesome place. It was a hermitage and is in the middle of this vast empty space of flat ground, on an outcropping of rock. Except for the road, it’s ferns and sky in flat, flat land all around, and Roche Rock in the middle of it. Both my father and I drew Roche Rock on the second visit. Alas, I have neither of the drawings to hand, although my dad, who is nifty with watercolours, later painted it, too.

I can see why living alone in such a striking and beautiful place, contemplating the world, and what must be a stunning view of the stars at night, could be a fulfilling life for a hermit.

Also, its name is a tautology: Rock Rock*. So that’s pretty cool, too.

There are a lot of awesome photos/drawings/paintings of Roche Rock on Google image search. You can see the inside, including the metal ladders (which were a lot longer in my childhood dream-memory). Here’s a nice artistic B&W photo of it surrounded by its sea of ferns. A rock you might sit on for a picnic.

Seriously, guys, I would love to go back to this place and thorough recommend it to other people. And it’s not like Stone Henge - you can climb all over that shit - they even made you ladders. It’s just the most spectacular, yet also kind of humble, place.

*It both is and isn’t as silly as it sounds. The nearby town is ‘Roche’, so it’s the striking rocky outcrop of Roche… but one suspects that the town is also named after the nearby striking rocky outcropping, so the town and the rock have come to name each other.