MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT
LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN
JUST WATCH IT
That is a woman in CONTROL of her body. I want to see her do fight scenes. I want to see her do fight scenes with Summer Glau. I want her to do fight scenes with Summer Glau and Liam Neeson and friggin’ SCHOOL them about how to use your body with swiftness and precision.
THIS GIRL FOR ALL THE MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT TRAINS YOUNG IDIOT ROLES EVER.
Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng
Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches
i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them
I’d draw yaoi on mine.
WOULD YOU CALL THESE…
I must not tell lies.
OMG - this is a need for my life.
Best thing ever.
It’s like watching the Matrix, but with kittens.
I don’t know why this is so funny, but it’s awesome.
“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
THIS PHOTOSET IS NOT OKAY
This photoset is AWESOME - ahahahahahahaha.
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
Shit, it seems I have an ever-expanding Amazon Wishlist.
I am buying this for everyone I know.