Everything is better now. Look, butts.
I really don’t like the word ‘butts’. I don’t know why, it’s just one of those sound things. So I know I’m just being irrational, but it saddens me the everywhere these days people are talking about butts rather than bottoms or bums or buttocks.
That said, I did remark upong watching this week’s ep with my friends something to the effect of ‘Bottoms again, I see!’
I do like bottoms.
why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way
what use do butt cheeks have
oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE
fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks
okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low
back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development
except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution
but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running
so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run
and that, basically, is the butt-cheek
tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things
thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt
i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you
i love this butt science post so much
Reblogging because bottoms.
Because that shit looks precious.
‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ he said.
‘No, but I can,’ Gandalf answered. ‘The letters are Asslish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Sphinctor, which I shall not utter here. But in the common tongue this is what it says:’
“One butt to shake it all, one butt to grind them.
One butt to drop down low and to the dance floor bind them.”
did anybody else notice
that Mitt Romney’s logo looks like a man’s finely sculpted ass
Always reblog for a finely sculpted arse.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE.
Other things you never hear me say: YOU NEED TO SEE IT IN 3D. NO REALLY, YOU DO.
I HAVE CHECKED AND ANDREW GARFIELD IS THE SAME AGE AS ME, SO ME ADMIRING HIS BUTT IS TOTALLY FINE. HIS BUTT IS NOT THE REASON FOR MY OTHER COMMENTS, IT’S JUST A BONUS.