In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
Can’t get over this.
REAL HAND TOO this is amazing
So I was all ‘THEY DID NOT’. And then I realised this was from a behind the scenes and that if they were CGI-ing his hand for this bit he was probably like ‘Suck it! I can have my coffee cup in the shot for a bit if I want to!’
(Or maybe it was just between shots, idk.)
Ahahahahaha - I did laugh.
Hail Satan. Rain Satan. Snow Satan. Tomorrow calls for lots of precipisatan. Fog in the early morning, expect plenty of condensatan.
An alien is forced to write human erotica, for some reason.
“They licked one another as if they were food, but they were not food.”
“Various parts inched forward, then retracted, rather as turtles do.”
Ahahaha - I love it:
“Everything was just a mess.”
“Only hours before he had used the very same appurtenance to urinate. He had not washed it in any significant way before inserting it into the other human’s body.”
Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2
Part 1: x
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Emma, tho. You’re my hero, Emma. But why only 150?