Ahahahahaha - I did laugh.
happy new year
An alien is forced to write human erotica, for some reason.
“They licked one another as if they were food, but they were not food.”
“Various parts inched forward, then retracted, rather as turtles do.”
Ahahaha - I love it:
“Everything was just a mess.”
“Only hours before he had used the very same appurtenance to urinate. He had not washed it in any significant way before inserting it into the other human’s body.”
Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2
Part 1: x
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Emma, tho. You’re my hero, Emma. But why only 150?
Go home bus you’re drunk
Ahahahaha - best one of these I’ve seen in a while.