In Search of the Happiness Max

Ahahahahaha - I did laugh.

erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day
 - Jeff Goldblum's laugh from Jurassic Park
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tessaviolet:

happy new year

nerdsandgamersftw:

8-Bit Star Wars

By Christopher Lee

OMG.

Best. Panorama. EVER.

Best. Panorama. EVER.

Hail Satan. Rain Satan. Snow Satan. Tomorrow calls for lots of precipisatan. Fog in the early morning, expect plenty of condensatan.

ladysaviours:

sirken:

“They licked one another as if they were food, but they were not food.”

“Various parts inched forward, then retracted, rather as turtles do.”

Ahahaha - I love it:

“Everything was just a mess.”

“Only hours before he had used the very same appurtenance to urinate. He had not washed it in any significant way before inserting it into the other human’s body.”

leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 2

Part 1: x

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Emma, tho. You’re my hero, Emma. But why only 150?

asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk


Ahahahaha - best one of these I’ve seen in a while.

asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk

Ahahahaha - best one of these I’ve seen in a while.