is that they’re all 300% more entertaining if you imagine that someone just out of frame just said something super offensive.
Quicksilver caught off guard by your extreme rudeness.
Cap’s getting real tired of your shit, douchebag.
Wanda and Clint think that joke was just a little off-color there, bro.
Seriously, dude? Seriously?
And my personal favorite:
Even Tony Stark is speechless. Banner’s not even mad, just kinda impressed.
every single one of these posts are gold
yes this is pizza
All except the stripper one, which seems mean, and I don’t get it. I mean, I can see how you’d get it if you were a really mean person, but, uh, no?
spiders georg comes out of his cave and learns of the statistical debate surrounding his dietary habits. he came out to have a good time but is honestly feeling so attacked right now
Anonymous asked you: what is your 2nd favorite thing on the internet
that was our jam
OMG - I don’t know why this is so funny, but it IS.
I was literally laughing to hard at first I wasn’t making noise. I never laugh this hard by myself. It’s just a broken bloody fish. OMG.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m dead
This is hilarious!
Oh, God, Tumblr… what have you done?
Summer Block has discovered Herodotus’s take on more recent history.
Ahahaha - love it!
On the Fall of the Berlin Wall, 1989:
It is the custom of the Germans to build massive concrete walls to commemorate important feast days, and to decorate these walls with pictures and inscriptions in brightly colored paint, and to set guards and towers and barbed wire and trenches along the walls to decorate them. The Berlin Wall was the greatest of these feast walls. The wall was four hundred feet tall and eighteen feet wide, and at the base was a moat twenty feet wide and filled with water and oil that was kept perpetually boiling by means of a sieve. I know this for a fact, I have seen it with my own eyes when I traveled to Berlin, which I did, personally, and on more than one occasion.
Literally out of breath who makes these???
a proud bird
OK, birdsrightsactivist is not new or anything, but I finally decided that I should have these somewhere on my blog.
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!
ok here goes
Okay, there’s no way that works.
Let me try this out.
I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.
Guss i’ll give it a shot
yeah right, like that really happens
maybe I should try-
WHAT THE FU
I get so pissed off when people badmouth Tumblr.
Really, it’s the best place in the whole world.