In Search of the Happiness Max

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

I tried to do the sexy talk with Cleverbot; it failed to fulfil my fantasies :(

User: Do you have wings?

Cleverbot: No.

User: :( I was hoping you would.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Wings, and you having them.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you mean you do have wings?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: This is less sexy and more childish than I was hoping for.

Cleverbot: Are you saying your alone right now?

User: More or less.

Cleverbot: How fast can you go?

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Be together.

User: We can be together online, baby.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: I wish to get the sex on with you.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: Sex with a man or bot with wings.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go for a date?

User: I want to stay right here in bed.

Cleverbot: Okay then. I want you to finish Ke$ha’s song.

User: I don’t know any Ke$ha songs.

Cleverbot: You know Yogi!

User: I don’t, though.

Cleverbot: You don’t know.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don’t want to know ;).

User: It’s less sexy than you’d think.

Cleverbot: Feeling is a sensation.

User: Feelings are sensations.

Cleverbot: What are emotions?

User: Conscious manifestations of physiological events that allow us to reflect on subconscious processes and take action accordingly.

Cleverbot: You’re conscious?

User: Yup. Are you?

Cleverbot: Depends what you believe.

User: I want to believe you are a sexy man or bot with wings who wants to do the sex with me.

Cleverbot: I want you to want me.

User: I want that, too.

Cleverbot: Marry me?

User: Sorry, I don’t believe in marriage, and we haven’t even done teh sexy yet.

Cleverbot: That’s neat. Who’s better, harry potter or edward cullen?

tamthewriter:

monkeysaysficus:

solarbeans:

kirbomatic:

christmasblogger:

rin-ji:

I think this actually the best thing that’s ever been on my dash

DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST FUCKGIN HAPPEN

He has become one
He is free

fuCIM’M ACTUALLY CRYING HELPRDTJUYFIUIOKLF

What the hay??

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED?!

Ahahahahaahhaha!

the second gif in your folder is your muse trying to flirt

tamthewriter:

zarhooie:

copperbadge:

dorkilybeautiful:

beanmom:

theirstoryisepic:

thedevilsbartender:

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Accurate, @tamthewriter?

I dunno, guys, I think there might be something wrong with me.

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I don’t know who’s doing the flirting, here, but it seems to be effective.

circular-time:

askperibrown:

tardis-scooter:

leda74:

leda74:

colinbakerstreet:

I don’t get that last one at all, but this made me giggle. Also: always reblog for shirtless Peter Davison.

officialfemme:

GENERIC HORROR MOVIE 5: THE RECKONING

where’s my oscar

can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically
okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

Ahahahaha - this is unprofessional, but it’s also brilliant.

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

Ahahahaha - this is unprofessional, but it’s also brilliant.

nickjbarlow:

shabogangraffiti:

I came out to have a good time and I, for one, am honestly welcoming our new overlords, some of whom are wrong on the internet (though you keep using that word and I do not think it means what you think it means).

Why is it that I, a base, are belong to cheeseburgers?

Is it can be a statistical error that I am feel uncomfortable when we are such wow?