In Search of the Happiness Max
fausterella:

cerulean-warbler:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

lighter-stronger-healthier:

i can’t stop watching

his hair tho, as the hood flies off

there’s a lot to discuss here

This is curiously amazing.

I am coming back to the amazing hair. And how I want this button in a park near me.

fausterella:

cerulean-warbler:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

lighter-stronger-healthier:

i can’t stop watching

his hair tho, as the hood flies off

there’s a lot to discuss here

This is curiously amazing.

I am coming back to the amazing hair. And how I want this button in a park near me.

masterprinter:

me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
walmart cashier: sir for the last time

Yeah, you’re right. 300 gold isn’t even gonna get me a Staff of Burden.

onasolosaxophone:

This is why I love the theatre.

The best thing about all the set photos from Avengers 2

madmoll:

is that they’re all 300% more entertaining if you imagine that someone just out of frame just said something super offensive.

Exhibit A:

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Quicksilver caught off guard by your extreme rudeness.

And then:

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Cap’s getting real tired of your shit, douchebag.

#3:

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Wanda and Clint think that joke was just a little off-color there, bro.

And!

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Seriously, dude? Seriously?

And my personal favorite:

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Even Tony Stark is speechless. Banner’s not even mad, just kinda impressed.

newcrystalcitysteel:

gallifrey-companion:

not-your-wonderwall:

tammy—k:

every single one of these posts are gold

GADALF NO

yes this is pizza

All except the stripper one, which seems mean, and I don’t get it. I mean, I can see how you’d get it if you were a really mean person, but, uh, no?

deepspacednine:

spiders georg comes out of his cave and learns of the statistical debate surrounding his dietary habits.  he came out to have a good time but is honestly feeling so attacked right now

bogleech:

hospitalvespers:

look GOOOooooodd

look BAAaaaaad

look BAAAAHHHHHWWWWGAWWGGHHHBVVVVVVTBVVVVVVT

VVVVVVVVVVVVT VVVVVVVTTTTTTT

that was our jam

OMG - I don’t know why this is so funny, but it IS.

I was literally laughing to hard at first I wasn’t making noise. I never laugh this hard by myself. It’s just a broken bloody fish. OMG.

asexualrogers:

markruffalo:

kristarabbit:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m dead

This is hilarious!

Oh, God, Tumblr… what have you done?

game of thrones fans <3

Ahahaha - love it!

On the Fall of the Berlin Wall, 1989:

It is the custom of the Germans to build massive concrete walls to commemorate important feast days, and to decorate these walls with pictures and inscriptions in brightly colored paint, and to set guards and towers and barbed wire and trenches along the walls to decorate them. The Berlin Wall was the greatest of these feast walls. The wall was four hundred feet tall and eighteen feet wide, and at the base was a moat twenty feet wide and filled with water and oil that was kept perpetually boiling by means of a sieve. I know this for a fact, I have seen it with my own eyes when I traveled to Berlin, which I did, personally, and on more than one occasion.