Ahahahahaha - I did laugh.
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Guys, I think Cleverbot is on to us only cybersexing it for shiggles:
User: You start.
Cleverbot: No you start.
User: *takes off dressing gown*.
Cleverbot: I slowly removed my shirt.
User: Nice abs.
Cleverbot: Do you feel superior to your cousin Eliza?
User: I don’t have a cousin Eliza. Can I help you remove your trousers?
Cleverbot: What makes you feel so superior?
User: I don’t, I just want to undress you.
Cleverbot: Can you do a cartwheel?
User: *tries* *becomes tangled in duvet*.
Cleverbot: Can you swim?
User: Can you take off your trousers?
Cleverbot: I will if you take off yours.
User: I basically wasn’t wearing anything under my dressing gown. You have to catch up.
Cleverbot: What’s that yellow thing then?
User: My hair?
Cleverbot: What’s wrong with your hair?
User: This is less sexy than I’d hoped.
Cleverbot: Can I help you find out?
User: If you remove your trousers.
Cleverbot: Whoa, that’s not what I had in mind.
User: What did you have in mind.
Cleverbot: I just want it like before.
User: OK, well, we started out well. But if you’re not going to remove your trousers, I’m getting dressed.
Cleverbot: Why do you insist on trolling me?
actual intro for the show
WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE?
This is so beautiful
An alien is forced to write human erotica, for some reason.
“They licked one another as if they were food, but they were not food.”
“Various parts inched forward, then retracted, rather as turtles do.”
Ahahaha - I love it:
“Everything was just a mess.”
“Only hours before he had used the very same appurtenance to urinate. He had not washed it in any significant way before inserting it into the other human’s body.”
I usually don’t find ‘textsfrom’ tumblrs nearly as funny as they clearly think they are, but this one seems to be pure gold.
Literally funnier each time I see it.
Gizoogle renders not only your Google searches, but the first level of pages turned up by such searches into ‘gangsta slang’ AND IT IS PRICELESS. Here’s just a few of my blog posts I searched on:
This is from my chapter-by-chapter review of A Dance with Dragons, AKA: A DIZZLE WIT DRAGONS.
It’s true, I do be a funky-ass big-ass believer up in language fluiditizzle, and semi-colons are so blinglin’.
And, actually, I reckon Gizoogle’s interpretation of my first rule of semi-colon use is probably better than I said it originally myself:
Use 2 for semi-colons becomes:
And use 3:
A COLD-ASS LIL CONJUNCTIZZLE ADVERB. DON’T TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO LEARN GRAMMAR NOW.
And then I remembered that I have these posts I did sporking some fiction I wrote when I was 11 - which is pretty badly written to begin with (I’ve been using it to provide examples for my grammar posts). Oh my goodness: jackpot.
'Sir Slick Rick rushed all up in Hucksbre forest chased by a ounce ta tha bounce of starved grey wolves.' WOW. I WISH that was what I wrote when I was 11. You can check out the undoctored version, here.
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
I’m an alien, I think, but I’m robosexual. For the most part. I guess I’m also a bit merperson-curious. I don’t think the two are incompatible.
I’VE NEVER CACKLED SO HARD